Why Cheese Lovers are better than Ordinary Lovers

If there were ever a revolution required to bring about the utilitarian benefits that cheese so selflessly offers us all, I’m sure that it was both swift in purpose and ushered in by a generation of cracker lovers in search of a way to spice up their love life. Cheese has been the cause and solution to many of life’s more complicated problems.

Consider the following:

The facts stack up like layers of cheese drowning a Chicago style pizza. If I love something that will probably result in my ultimate demise, then I’m most definitely not scared to love without shame and inhibition.

I’m not saying that cheese lovers face judgement or any imminent danger, at least presently. It’s an odd post but I think in a way this blog defends itself in an odd, sort of self-indulgent way. This thought may not taste as tasty as freshly smoked Austrian cheese grated onto your spaghetti and meatballs, but it should at least give you something to chew on.