Foot-in-Mouth Syndrome

While feet themselves are neither delicious or particularly high in nutrional value they can be harsh but effective medicine for the zealot. We’ve all had moments when we talk a little too enthusiastically and are a little too loose-lipped or divulge information that was not meant for public broadcast. The result is immediate embarassment, overwhelming regret, and a hyper-apologetic disposition on behalf of the messenger which I affectionately refer to as foot-in-mouth syndrome. The afflicted will exhibit signs of shock, emotional turmoil and depending on the comment a scowl or look that can kill.

The lesson here is to be mindful of what you say and be aware of the potential toxicity of your words. They carry more power than you would think. The experience of tasting your own foot is initially sour and depending on the relative state of repair may be extremely unappetizing but afterwards it can be taken as a lesson in humility. It’s easy to be self-righteous in a group of your peers but take a fish out of water and you may find yourself flopping around with no abound sympathy.