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The Best Stand-Up Comedians and their Best Stand Up Bits

I came across a great link for The 10 best stand-up comedians of all-time and though I could contest that by offering my view and an opinion of their most hilarious bits. I’ve brutally regurgitated most of these jokes on more than one occasion so I found it necessary to cut myself out of the equation and let the internet show you instead.

Louis C.K.

Louis C.K. is the most sarcastic comedian on the market.

Louis C.K. on Defensive Driving

On marriage

Mitch Hedberg

Mitch is the king of one-liners.

George Carlin

The conductor of Shiny Time Station is the master of language. He’s politically charged and has the power to say anything and still win over an audience.

George Carlin “The Seven Words”

George Carlin is built for the 21st Century

George Carlin on Religion

Jim Jeffries

Jim Jeffries is an Australian with an aggressive in-your-face style. 

Jim Jeffries on Drinking

Jim Jeffries on Relationships?

Jim Jeffries on Religion

Dave Chappelle

He is the best story telling. There is really something unique about how he delivers a joke that sets him apart from all other.

Dave Chappell on the Origin of Aids

Dave Chappelle The Bus Terrorist

Jerry Seinfeld

Jerry has been mocked for his high voice but he’s got some high brow stuff.

Jerry on Horses

Eddie Murphy

Eddie murphy looks great in a tight outfit, being funny is secondary.

Bill Hicks

Bill Hicks is as brutally forward and blunt as Denis Leary.

On Marketing People

Michael Mcintyre

Mcintryre is a cool bloke from England that is eccentric and oddly cute.

The Nomenclature of being drunk

Daniel Tosh

Tosh.O is sarcastic, charming and spot on.

Collection from latest special (favourite: Climate and Canadian Tourists)

Russell Brand

Controversial English rock star.

How women response to fame

Dane Cook

Dane Cook is either loved or hated but he’s hyper active and delivers.

Burger King Drive Thru

On Oprah and World Vision

Robin Williams

Robin Williams is the king of voices.

Robin Williams on the Origin of Golf (Arguably the Funniest Stand Up Bit)

Russell Peters

Home-grown Canadian comedian who makes fun of all cultures equally.

On being a man and doing the right thing

Katt Williams

Katt Williams is a little guy that likes to ties motivational cues in his act. He’s Pimpin’ Pimpin’

Katt Williams on Drugs

Chris Rock

Chris Rock knows how to command a crowd and delivers his punch lines emphatically.

Chris Rock on Gun Control

Demetri Martin

His unique gift for one liners are very similar to the style of Mitch Hedberg. He uses chart paper and his guitar to bring a cool flavour to his jokes.

Jokes with a guitar

Jokes with a large pad

Ricky Gervais

He laughs a lot in his act but he’s got some good stuff

On the book of Noah

Pablo Francisco

Haven’t heard much of his stuff but this has to be one of my favourite bits.

The Movie Man Parody

Jim Carrey

One of Canada’s Finest.

On Canada

Doug Stanhope

He’s another comedian of the Denis Leary Variety

On Nationalism

John Pinette

He’s leveraged his weight to pull together some great bits.

Gabriel Iglasies

Gabriel is a bigger fella and reminds me a bit of John Pinette only he’s Latino instead.

Chocolate Cake (not a video of him but one of my favourites of his)

Ron White

He was on the Blue Collar Comedy Tour but doesn’t quite belong. He’s the funniest guy and his style is addictive.

Plane Crash

You can’t fix stupid

Televangelists

Aziz Ansari

Aziz is sarcastic and a phenomenal story teller. Check out his special “Sensual Moments for an Intimate Evening”

On Kayne West

http://www.guavaleaf.com/nuevo/player.swf

On Thread Count

Aziz as his alter Comedian Ego Raaaaandy

Richard Jeni

Jeni is a class act and delivers his jokes cleanly.

On Dating?

http://mediaservices.myspace.com/services/media/embed.aspx/m=3498487,t=1,mt=video

Jim Gaffigan

Jim is a classy dude with some good stuff.

On Hot Pockets

 

Denis Leary

He’s an asshole.

On Coffee Culture

Rodney Rude

An Australian that a tad edgy and aggressive with his use of the English language.

Zach Galifianakis

Everyone’s favourite typecast hangover character.

  1. Brigadeer Generul Hull
    September 19, 2011 at 2:01 pm

    I hear there is a pale ex-pat canadian in austria causeing gales of hurricane force laughter. Have you heard of him?

    • curtisvoisin
      September 19, 2011 at 5:15 pm

      I hear he’s off the pisstank genome. He’s terrible awkward but plays well with others. We should catch up. How is king kong faring in the wild jungles of kitchener? I wanted to post videos of you here but sadly I have none. Could you at post your canoe joke? I’ve wanted to tell it several times at least.

  2. Brigadeer Generul Hull
    September 20, 2011 at 12:01 pm

    Can’t claim credit for that one. I don;t know wher eiheard it but i was not witty enough to write taht one down. Not in the K-dot anymore, bought a place in palm beach (Palmerston), you should stop by when you come back. Whats goin on over there in austria, have you seen Mcbane there?

    • curtisvoisin
      September 20, 2011 at 4:52 pm

      Congrats, I hear they have some of the finest women out in Palmerston. No Bane sightings yet but I’m pretty sure I’ve seen Mozart out at my usual hangout. We should skype, add me curtis.voisin89 and we’ll get up close and personal some night. Dress code is business casual from the waist up per usual.

  3. Brigadeer Generul Hull
    September 21, 2011 at 11:59 am

    Sounds like not a bad plan my fine feathered freind. what’s the time difference?

    • curtisvoisin
      September 21, 2011 at 3:10 pm

      plus sech (pronounced sex) uhr. It’s my favourite time of day. What’s the time difference in Palmerston?

  4. Brigadeer Generul Hull
    September 22, 2011 at 7:57 am

    we live on a slower schedule than the hustle bustle of the city. It works out to rounghly 4 – 5 beer an hour in my time zone

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